1. What is my middle name ( Read more... )

Gah! Why must I be so genetically inattentive!?

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"You are at least as good a martial arts instructor as I am an actor ( Read more... )

I swear to god, if I have to drink another french press of Starbucks fucking coffee, I will kill someone. I'm going for training to become a Coffee Master. But I hate coffee ( Read more... )

Authority Zero Feb 18, who's in?

Ok. It's been a fucking while, so I figured it's time to update. I don't have the patience to do a novel like my last post (check it out if you haven't, it really is a novel), so I'll do it list style ( Read more... )

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Oren Gross will not be attending Florida Atlantic University for the Spring 2005 term because of his being an excessive fucktard who doesn't write essays. That's right, I was suspended for a semester because I failed to raise my GPA while on academic probation. I refer everyone to Pam's post where I basically stated how she's not a screwup, and ( Read more... )

I've gone through several drafts over the past hour or so of ideas and posts as songs, lists, essays, and poems, but none of them seemed to work for purveying the message I needed to get across. None of them worked the way I wanted them to. So I am taking the most direct approach I can think of to say it, and hopefully the message will persuade the ( Read more... )

      wtfk is lovebrought to you by the isLove GeneratorOk, so, small update ( Read more... )