We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors.......but they all have to learn to live in the same box

http://web.utk.edu/~tmcgowa1/worstsin.jpg (this is funny)

omg i have a new crush ( Read more... )

alright to start, I received this while away, so i am going to respond:

Even though you are on a romantic getaway in Europe :) ...

1) What do you find most fascinating about Johnny Mango?
I am constantly fascinated by fascism (see how close those words are)

2) When are we perfecting our hummus making skills?
Ummm Sunday???

3) What pot filled food ( Read more... )

so our adventure last night didn't end as planned, which was Tommy Dru and I gorged on cherries and strawberries from the MSU Zen gardens. We did however have a delightful time with the Mulberry tree. I spent the night at dru's and after he made me a bagel and some coffee, I biked home in the relatively cool morning air. As I passed our mulberry ( Read more... )

hmmm, this weekend i attended a wedding that cost as much as my house. they actually had 3 limos, including one hummer limo. pardon me while i vomit. my cousins spent the reception talking shit about each other, and i got drunk. of course they didn't bother to consider that i am a vegetarian so out of a 5 course meal (i shit you not) i had some ( Read more... )

last night antons parents told me i really do have to be at the airport at least 2 hours before my flight leaves. which sux cuase i was planning on 1.5-2 hrs. dammit. but i have rethought the issue and i have dedided i might show up at the airport 2 weeks early instead.

apparently the cure for a hangover is a bagel and some pot or something ( Read more... )

so last night was deLuca's 21st and maggie et. al. wanted her to puke. i am a nicer person than that and i drank her shot for her. and then i had 2 more and i think it was the last 2 that were a bad idea. i felt drunk at the bar. happy-i-had-a-fabulous-time kinda drunk. my drinking began around 12:15 a.m. and last call was at 1:24 a.m. in that ( Read more... )

anton told me the other day about learning english and fucking up on a test in which you had to put the indefinite article in front of the nouns listed and he got 'uniform' wrong because he put AN uniform... and i realized that i even though i can't ever recall making the same error (also 'unit'), i don't think any english/grammer class at any ( Read more... )

every one should watch johnny mango and be super hardcore about it and watch it all the way to the end no matter how bad it sux. cause rachel (my hero!!!) actually called him johhny mango and forced him into a rant about the jews... fucking sweeeeet!!!

i put my mouth around the water spout on the water cooler the other day cause i couldn't find a