Warning Signs

[freeworldzero]

"There was once a man who lived near a river. One day on the radio he heard that the river was overflowing and his house would be flooded. The man thought to himself 'I'm a good person. I've been praying. God will save me.' The river overflowed and the man was now stuck. Another man came by on a boat and said 'What're you doing? Get in my

Comments

[anonymous]

you know that your ex girlfriend is pregnant right

Entertaining...

[freeworldzero]

I haven't used LJ in almost 2-3 years, so understand my surprise when noticing in my inbox a message from LJ. Not only was that surprising, but the message it contained was just as eye-opening.

Who are you anyways?

In response to your inquiry, I didn't know that my ex-girlfriend was pregnant. To the best of my knowledge, she's always wanted a child so I'm happy for her. I wish nothing but the best for her and her boyfriend/husband and the life they will soon bring into this world.