"There was once a man who lived near a river. One day on the radio he heard that the river was overflowing and his house would be flooded. The man thought to himself 'I'm a good person. I've been praying. God will save me.' The river overflowed and the man was now stuck. Another man came by on a boat and said 'What're you doing? Get in my ( Read more... )

I'm going to make a statement that I am beginning to have a disdain for the establishment. This establishment is not the government, but a family owned chain of fast food services known as In N' Out. You might wonder why I would have a disdain for an establishment that puts bible footnotes on its cups and plates ( Read more... )

Highlights of the week as percieved by Mr. Wilson Lau ( Read more... )

I got my new 2004 Burton Custom 166cm snowboard today/yesterday! I'm gleeful among other things. Thinking about going up to the mountains on December 4th or so. Anyone want to come with?

PS. I do suck at snowboarding so just letting you know ahead of time.

I've been getting comments that I don't update enough. I don't actually even sign on to livejournal all to much because it is the same people writing anyways. Then again how many people actually read what I write. I wonder if I threatened to kill the president if I would have federal agents banning livejournal as a form of unregulated anti- ( Read more... )

So I pissed off the LAPD today. They placed an order with us and I gave them the wrong price. Needless to say since they underpaid because of me and yes the sarge was mildly annoyed to put it mildly. So I had to beg and plead with my sales rep to let the order go so I wouldn't get the minority treatment from the Compton Division. Luckily they ( Read more... )

I never really noticed how picturesque Alhambra was. Let me explain. I walked outside at 6:30 pm and the sun was setting. It was quiet with the occasional car that would roll by. I talked with my mother who was watering the lawn with the hose. I walked around the corner and there was another chinese people tending to his yard. Around the ( Read more... )

So I partook in the the classic American pastime today. NO I didn't go to a baseball game, poor Eric Gagne by the way, and no I wasn't selected for jury duty. Nope. This dates back to the early 1900s when Henry Ford first created the assembly line. Yup you guessed it, I filled up my 4Runner with gasoline. So i stood there leaning on my car for ( Read more... )

Ok so this was a while ago, but I finally went to a Los Angeles Dodger game where they didn't suck. Thanks to my buddy Eric Li I got to see the more famous one who bears a similar name Eric Gagne ( Read more... )

So running on 3 1/2 hours of sleep I went down to San Diego to visit Allison. At about 5:30 AM on Saturday (who really wakes up that early on a weekend? I must be insane) I jump in my Camry for a short 2 hour ride to SD. Lucky for me the freeways going down were quite clear. Going the opposite way however was more of a fun sight. Just past ( Read more... )