Have you ever gotten out of the shower and a few minutes later you realized the blinds on the window you were right by were open? Yeah, me neither. On a totally unrelated note, I should write a formal apology to my neighbors.
One time, when I didn't have curtains, I was brushing my teeth (pretty vigorously) topless at about 4 in the morning. My neighbors were elderly, so why in the hell would they be up?
I forgot that old people get up that early, and my neighbor almost broke his hip trying to get a better view.
After that, our parties could get as loud as we wanted, and the old man would still smile and wave at me the next day. When we moved, he told me how sorry he was to see us go. Hahaha...yeah, I'll bet.
It's so weird that you say that. Sometimes when my mouth is full of spit and toothpaste froth I catch myself softly moaning the name 'Megan.' And then I have to clean myself off, because I got drool and Crest foam on my jumblies.
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I forgot that old people get up that early, and my neighbor almost broke his hip trying to get a better view.
After that, our parties could get as loud as we wanted, and the old man would still smile and wave at me the next day. When we moved, he told me how sorry he was to see us go. Hahaha...yeah, I'll bet.
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Love, Your Roommate
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It's so weird that you say that. Sometimes when my mouth is full of spit and toothpaste froth I catch myself softly moaning the name 'Megan.' And then I have to clean myself off, because I got drool and Crest foam on my jumblies.
Love,
Your Roommate
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