my subject is a lyric. imagine that ( Read more... )

..till somebody hates you ( Read more... )

No, that's not a joke ( Read more... )

Tonight was fun.

Before I go to bed and dream of largebreasted women, I'm reminded of some wisdom: Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.

Preach on, Brother E. Preach on.

Lauren is awesome ( Read more... )

I've always had this theory, and last night it was proved in spades ( Read more... )

Today I slept from 8-3 and 5-12:30. I couldn't think of any reason to get up. I wish a car would run me over and end this.

Tonight I met a girl that calls her cigs fags. I think I'm in love ( Read more... )

The best liner note thank you:
"A shout out to all shaved, bi-, breast implanted girls everywhere"
- Tripp Eisen

I talked to Rocio for the first time in like a month and she had little more to say to me other than she and Garett are thinking about getting married ( Read more... )