Today I woke up at 10:30 on Dirty's couch and headed home. I did absolutely nothing all afternoon but look at the crossword and talk shit, and it was all I imagined and more. Then jokingly I told people I auditioned for a porn, complete with a fake name for the flick(Big Man on Campus), when the fog lifted, the seas parted, and my vision became ( Read more... )

We seem to give them back to thee, O God, who gavest them first to us. Yet a thou didst not lose them in giving, so do we not lose them by their return. Not as the world giveth, givest thou, O Lover of souls. What thou givest, thou takest not away, for what is thine is ours also if we are thine. And life is eternal and love is immortal, and death ( Read more... )

gl MATT 715 (10:48:34 PM): dude ( Read more... )

Good weekend. On Friday Sanders, Matt and I went to the airport to pick up Rollie who's in town for the week from Iowa. We went to a party and drank all their shit then left Rollie there to spit his game at this gal. When he got back I asked if he got her number his response was "Nah, she was a bitch." Well played Rollie..well played ( Read more... )

Its Tuesday, so here's my weekend ( Read more... )

since i wrote a shitty song about my daaad ( Read more... )

you're. fucking. useless.

I know you've all heard this before, but its true: Sam gives the best handjobs in town.


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Today was pretty damn good. Last night 2 Nicks, a Matt, and a pizza place had a party and way more people showed up than I expected. Me and bama ducked out and went to Ted's and played a few games of pong, UNDEFEATED UP IN THE HIZZEE, NIGGA. We went back to Matt's and it was pretty deserted, except this stupid fat drunk black bitch came from ( Read more... )

I want to say that 10 times a day in my class to this stuuupid bitch that does not understand the concept of "Silence is Golden." She always has some story to tell that either has nothing to do with what we're talking about or adding something that is just plain stupid. So today we're talking about suing the government and she breaks out with this ( Read more... )