I've been drinking enough to think of a top 10 album list, but if you try to hold me to this I will end you. This is in no particular order, and I may take a few liberties with this list, its more like a fave band/album thing sorta, but fuck you, naysayer. In fact, since this is more of a favorite band list, I WILL list multiple albums. Suck it, ( Read more... )

Have you ever gotten out of the shower and a few minutes later you realized the blinds on the window you were right by were open? Yeah, me neither. On a totally unrelated note, I should write a formal apology to my neighbors.

Step 1: Open up whatever MP3 program you use and add every song in your collection ( Read more... )

I've recently discovered I have a hard time asking for help.

Today I had lunch with Ted, Sachiv, Colleen, Karen, Nick and Alex. Went to Rounders, never been, was good. I'm taking Ted back to work and a cop passes us, pulled a u-turn, and pulls me over. For my expired registration, which has been invalid for a whole fourteen days. Ted goes on because his work is around the corner and he's already running late ( Read more... )

J woke me up this morning with a call, had our usual banter, talked shit about Rocky 3 with Mr. T and Cliffhanger, I guess we were in a Stallone kinda mood, when he remembers why he called me; he had a dream last night. He was in bed with his girlfriend last night, gettin his sleep on, and he woke himself up saying "ZACH FUCKED HER IN THE ASS!" He ( Read more... )

I went and paid for my mom's Wendy's in change and they didn't even get the order right. I got so mad I punched a hole in my fence. My fist doesn't even hurt. Good story, and you fuckos wonder why I don't update very often ( Read more... )

My night was sheherezadian ( Read more... )

Waking up on friends' couches with no pants on seems to be a major theme in my life. Lucky them. And by them, I mean the couches; I pity my friends.

i have joined the ranks of the shorthaired. rest in peace longhaired zach.


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