( Six names you go by... )

Looks like a whole lot of shit has been hitting the fan since the last time I really looked in around here. Everyone okay? Come through in one piece?

You haven't lived until you've seen a Luxan in a tux, my friends.

Okay, lemme tell you about this past month. Six months. Whatever. Point being: this has been one frelled up and, dare I say, fun little trip to Gilligan's Island ( Read more... )

Martha's off somewhere being held prisoner and I can't do anything about it.

I can't take this waiting.

Damn. Feels good to be back in time that actually moves again.

What's the 411 with you good fellas? And not fellas. Tell me something interesting, tell me what you had for dinner. Don't care, just tell.

Martha got me to do this thing, what do you call it, a meme? Yeah, whatever that is. Five words that remind the little lady of me, apparently. Can't complain about the first one...

sexAw, do I really need to even explain this one? It's nooky, the horizontal tango, bumpin' ugles, procreating, recreating, fornicating, copluating, call it what you ( Read more... )

Aeryn and the other me finally left. Talyn's gone bye-bye, though I'm sure we'll run into him again.

Martha and me, we're celebrating with some alcohol. Earth issue whiskey, stuff we brought back when we left the SGC. It's good stuff. Can't say they skimped on us there.

Just checkin' in. Martha keeps reminding me I need to update this thing, even if I tell her no one actually reads it ( Read more... )

Had this sweet dream last night that I was still in college and Martha was a stripper.

Hey, a man can't help where his mind goes when he's sleeping.