"I don't mind doing alterations but one can tire of any given subject and Mrs. Parker and I need a rest from each other."

Sweet of you to notice.

Isn't this lovely.

And now count the minutes till the first misquote. Anyone want to join the betting pool?

*seethes*

What kind of bowdlerized biography-substitute did they bastardize to get --

...No. No, I don't even know where to begin. Oh, God, I hate people.

I can't speak for other people, but if anyone had told me circa 1965 that in after years I would be resurrected on a computer and treated to entirely too much attention tea, my first impulse would not have been to beat my breast and tear my hair.

It may not be a better legacy than endless repetitions of selected smart remarks, but at least it's a

If and when Pepys shows up, remind me to behave myself.

I don't say I will, but remind me anyway.