/screened to mates & posted via smartphone/ Pissweak

[frets_and_ink]

Funny how some people are tough enough to smack a girl but too scared ta come out of their bloody house when someone their own size wants to talk to em about it. What a gutless wonder, eh? Me and the boys are pretty set on givin him a talkin to but bloody hell, he's not comin out for love nor money. Can you believe that mongrel called the coppers

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[inthereeperbahn]

SIEGE

(I can pick locks like a pro, just fyi.........? Midnight stealth attack.....,)

[frets_and_ink]

Mate I could not be farked. Sash said lay off and itd be a bit like shootin a duck in a barrel. Or, yannow, like hittin a massive sheila which'd make me as bad as him.

[atrum_astrum]

Honour thoroughly defended. Just let it go and come home, it's not worth the continued fuss. Plus if something happens and you get hauled in I will shatter like Humpty Dumpty.

[frets_and_ink]

Well not lyin when I say Id rather be with you than be sittin on that bloody brick fence, I was gettin piles :P

[atrum_astrum]

Piles D: haha I'm not lying when I say I'd rather you be at home with me, too. x

[scratch_gabba]

HAHA you intercepted his pizza? Did he ever come out? best off leavin it if you ask me, then have a word with him when hes got a false sense of security again. I aint forgettin this one in a hurry neither.

[frets_and_ink]

Mate yeah but would ya believe he got one with olives on? Bloody travesty.

Reckon yer about right on the second bit. I'll give you a bell if I ever manage to get him pinned :P Good mate!

[scratch_gabba]

he looks the olives on his pizza type :-\

[sweetaspete]

I guess the kind of bloke who would hit a girl would be the sort who wouldn't be man enough to own up to it after.

That's still rubbish, though. :(

[frets_and_ink]

Spose not eh! And yeah but yannow, not worth the effort is it? Karma and all that.