Cant believe its been 25 years since Scott n Charlene got hitched on Neighbours! Turk told me, the big poof - then he made me watch the whole weddin episode. Not that I minded much, laugh and a half, check out that babys breath HAHAHA.

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Awww now Im sad we didnt have that song at our weddin, Sashy ( Read more... )

Just watchin Australia's Got Talent (Mrs M sends me tapes, bless her) and there's this fella from Byron on there.... look, none of ya have probably been ta Byron except me missus but let me tell ya folks, this guy is practically the spirit of Byron, hahaha.

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Ahhhh makes me miss home, that does. Not so much a dance as a happiness experiment, eheheh ( Read more... )

Well, thanks be to the big boy upstairs that I never let me animal husbandry skills lapse, eh? Some of you fellas know about the excitin' entry that Dajve and Mitcho's ankle biters made into the world, and for those who dont - well I dont spose you wanna know but lemme tell ya mates, it was a helluva weekend away ( Read more... )

Paris is a nice old place innit? Any country that has a massive sanga as the national dish is tops in my book - god I love a good baguette. The only thing that I could complain about was subbin the tasty cheddar for brie - whats all that about? There is no good way in hell that brie belongs on a salami roll ( Read more... )

Back on the bus (or the plane, or the car), spendin time in hotels and on stages and livin the crazy life again, ahaha. Already had far too much Greggs but by jingo those sausie and bean sangas are somethin else. Even when people bug their eyes at you and ask how ya can eat somethin hot when its hot and never believe ya that it cools ya core body ( Read more... )

Spazzin bigtime about all the refugee malarky in Oz... dunno why theyve all got such a bee in their bonnets about lettin people into the country seein as the country was pretty much built on the back of immigrants - hell, even Mrs M's Mum was a ten pound pom! - but I dont reckon I like it. Ruddy's bad as Cameron and all them jokers, Im tellin ya ( Read more... )

Alright fellas hows it hangin? Back from fuck knows where and feelin a bit burnt out but happy cuz FINALLY AT LAST englands got some farkin decent weather! Been hangin out on the balcony in me daks catchin rays but then the old duck from across the way threatened ta call the coppers - bloody nosey old bat she is - so I found a pair of shorts just ( Read more... )

Hmmmmmmmm dunno how I felt about the stones at Glasto. Mick said that if ya hadnt seen em anywhere BUT Glasto that ya should go see em play properly and I reckon that thats about right - they were shit hot awesome but nuthin compared ta seein em smash it in an environment where the audio is spot on. Still, seminal experience eh? Stones at Glasto, ( Read more... )

AHEM mighta had a small Blondie moment at Isle of Wight.... tellin ya, bein allowed backstage is the best shit when it comes ta meetin yer idols. Some philistine (not mentionin names Dajve Bikinus) went and watched bloody Bon Jovi instead but Im tellin ya lads, Blondie was seminal. Apart from me missus, best act of the weekend ( Read more... )

The days waitin before a proper big tour are always an arseache - ya get a bit lost between not wantin ta start anythin ya cant finish and wantin ta just do somethin ta relieve the neverendin boredom. Me, I'm writin some stuff for a certain pair of upcomin teacup humans because I made the mistake of listenin to some lullaby rock renditions and me ( Read more... )