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Smashin it
Gettin qualified for techin' was basically the best thing I done so far this year on account of how im justified bein on this tour and gettin paid for the priviledge of pervin up the too short skirts of my missus while she smashes it out on stage. I dunno what I did ta deserve this life but mostly Im just busy bein grateful that its happenin, ( Read more... ) -
RAGE
You know, I reckon I mostly handle bein with a public figure pretty well but I hafta say that when she comes home pretty fuckin upset on account of how some drongo journalist fucked her over YET AGAIN I just wanna go punch some fuckin things until they beg for fuckin mercy. What is WRONG with people? Shes a bloody human bein', not a piece of bloody ( Read more... ) -
Band life, baby animals, missin my girl
Jesus christ, I didnt miss the smell of a tourin band, particularly Marco's arse after 24 hours of eatin on the fly. Hooeee ( Read more... ) -
Packin heat
You know, I never had a clue what women were really like til I moved in with one. Dont get me wrong mates, I went with plenty of women, but if anyone had told me what went on tryin to pack clothes for a five day trip ta Oz I wouldnt have believed ya, hahaha. Jeeeeezus christ, its like we're goin on a round the world trip by boat - the shoes alone ( Read more... ) -
Sunday mornin
Gearin up for the flight ta oz - honestly mates, when are they gunna invent teleportation? I love whats at the end of that flight but the flight itself is bloody murder. The only solution is ta ensure Sash and the boys get big enough ta ensure that one day we fly there in our own private jet, ehehehe ( Read more... ) -
Seen way too much of Alfie Allens bum
Christ almighty, how much do they want to show Alfie Allens clacker in Game of Thrones? Between him and all the random sheilas tits I was pretty much embarrassed to watch it in front of the dog, let alone Sashy, hahaha. Alls well that ends well though eh? Got most of the way through S2 and just waitin on Joffrey to kark it before I chuck it in for ( Read more... ) -
Quick on the draw
Hangin around the animal shelter to give Sashy and the fellas space to finish the album (boy wont I be glad when its done, jeez, pressure!) but all good cuz they got two people away and so Im a bit more needed than usual. Found a home for the handsome fella Mr Beau (two birds from Croydon put dibs in, proper good taste they had) so took the little ( Read more... ) -
Missin Oz, Unexpected Visits, Gimme Shelter, Sayonara Dicko
Man Im missin Oz hardcore at the mo. Dunno whether its cuz this winter seems to be draggin or the pics Mrs M keeps sendin on of the beach or what but I got an ache in me bones just to be someplace where I can crack out a pair of shorts and not have em confined to the house. Anyhoo, no use complainin, eh? What cant change must be endured rah rah rah ( Read more... ) -
/Private Entry/
Ah here it comes: punishment, sulkin, leavin the house - the usual suspects when I've accidentally pissed on the rug instead of askin ta be let out inta the garden cuz god forbid she take an honest apology and leave it at that. Sometimes its like she likes bein pissed off with me, y'know? Between her tellin people shes unimpressed with me and ( Read more... ) -
/Screened to Mitch/
Mitch you mongrel, you got me in strife with the missus! I told ya to keep that under yer hat but yer missus done went and said it to mine straight off the bat. Yer lucky Im not a vengeful bugger, considerin that thing you told me about Tintin.