Dicko's around ours for the mornin cuz his place is gettin a rent inspection and they got somethin like ten people livin in the one place when the occupancy is for just the two - bloody Earls Court hasnt changed since the late 90s, has it? You still cant walk a metre without trippin over an aussie or a kiwi, what a ballsup. I remember livin in a ( Read more... )

Well fark - anyone who says that the gays dont need the right ta be married hasnt ever had a red hot vally day with their brand new missus!!! This is comin from a fella who never put too much store in Valentines as a thing ta celebrate full stop but bein hitched adds a pretty special level of filth, hehehe. Scored a top pressie too, proper ( Read more... )

Hahaha have you fellas seen this? Turk and Mitch were round ours the other night while Sashy was out rehearsin and we got a bit pissy and ended up on You Tube, gotta admit this one tickled the shit outta me:

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I got bronchitis, hahaha ( Read more... )

Back! Thanks a mill to all you lads and ladies that came and made the weddin so much fun - dont reckon I had a party that I liked more since me twenty first (which in all fairness I cant even rightly recollect, seein as it was ages ago and I had a dozen yard glasses to me name, hehehe). Major props to Pip for the monkey suit and makin Sashys dress ( Read more... )

Woke up this mornin from what must be the only bit of pre-weddin fear that I've had which was namely a dream in which I got married without me dacks, hahaha. Considerin that those dacks are made by Pip I dunno what I was more frightening, the thought that Sashy would be down the aisle any minute seein me in me alltogether in front of the friends ( Read more... )

One week til d day and life is pretty sweet for the ol Moose - between findin out an A+ piece of hilarious news, doin some part time countin animals at the London Zoo and squirin Mrs M round the sights of old london town, me and Sash have been tyin up the last minute odds and sods thatll make Saturday come off without a hitch. Lookin forward to it ( Read more... )

HAHAHA. After bein the butt of more than one joke about how rough I was last weekend it was a more than welcome sight seein the missus moanin and groanin all about the place all of yesterday. She got in around seven lookin a bit green round the gills, and spent the next four hours shoutin down the s bend til she passed out and we put her ta bed. ( Read more... )

Hoo boy, shits gettin real. Dicko and me had a blather over brekkie and he was sayin he cant believe Im gettin hitched but I dunno why he'd think so - bein a foster kid like me I woulda reckoned he'd be the best person ta understand how it was bloody inevitable that once I met the right woman I'd snap her up quick smart. Belonging to someone is ( Read more... )

First up, thanks a billion to you fellas who came along ta help me celebrate me bucks - props to the usual suspects as well as a coupla you fellas like Pete and Vic and Gui who I dont know all that well but made it a bonza time anyway, hope ya had a good one! Im feelin a bit rough this mornin but no more than usual - Sash put the wind up a couple ( Read more... )

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