Vally day, Snowboardin, Bung Thumb, and Repeat Dial Darls

[frets_and_ink]

Well fark - anyone who says that the gays dont need the right ta be married hasnt ever had a red hot vally day with their brand new missus!!! This is comin from a fella who never put too much store in Valentines as a thing ta celebrate full stop but bein hitched adds a pretty special level of filth, hehehe. Scored a top pressie too, proper

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[atrum_astrum]

Guess who has two (unsprained) thumbs that are pointing down? YOUR WIFE.

I'm glad it's just a sprain (and I even called Turk today to check on him so major Wife Points, please) and he says he's doing alright even though he's a totall tosser. You two foolios need to be more careful.

Best VDay ever, filth and all, even if I'm not the only sentimental sap in this marriage. God saying that never gets old. xxx

[frets_and_ink]

Hahaha. Well I was pretty careful love, you shoulda seen the things I backed down from :P Some things just aint worth the fear of wife!

HA didja???? Hope ya didnt offer ta kiss it better???

Mmhmm. Nup, never gunna get old!

[atrum_astrum]

Fear of wife/wanting to not be crippled, whatever you'd like to call it.

I did. Is that not okay? He said he had some other things for me to kiss which I agreed to as well...

:) x

[frets_and_ink]

:) Im not afraid of bein crippled lovey, I been pullin that shit since I was a tacker. Mrs M pretty much learned how ta make plaster of paris, hehe.

You never! Also, you could give it a whirl but I dont reckon you'll like it :P

:D