Almost hitched

Jan 11, 2013 10:46

Woke up this mornin from what must be the only bit of pre-weddin fear that I've had which was namely a dream in which I got married without me dacks, hahaha. Considerin that those dacks are made by Pip I dunno what I was more frightening, the thought that Sashy would be down the aisle any minute seein me in me alltogether in front of the friends ( Read more... )

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atrum_astrum January 11 2013, 09:58:23 UTC
Protip: Losing your pants is for tomorrow night not for the ceremony. Though I am so incredibly looking forward to hearing your version of the massage time events vs. Turk and Rich's because HAHA you are such a prude compared to those two exhibitionists. Don't let them scandalise anyone.

Have a good time this afternoon with Mrs M, and tell her to whack you one for me because that nutbag booking us two rooms is going to be your WIFE tomorrow. It's tradition!

Too bad that pre-nup forgot to include that I am always right. ;) I love you. See you tomorrow! xxx

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frets_and_ink January 11 2013, 10:11:39 UTC
Tiny hint: Might have forgotten to pack any clothes for the honeymoon at all, whichll make the plane ride a ton of fun in economy :P

Im not a prude its just that those fellas'd be havin swordfights with their wangs if you didnt try n introduce a little propriety! My word, the things those boys do, no wonder Ive got the fear.

.. you what now! Lucky I didnt ask you ta make sane decisions in the prenup, itd be violated!!!!

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atrum_astrum January 11 2013, 10:21:49 UTC
We can do some creative blanket work? I have no idea how an overnight flight to Thailand has no First Class tickets for the whole day. Maybe Dajve's travel agent is shit?

Not with me you aren't, though, you sound so much like Mrs M there, I read that in my head with her voice. Terrifying! Tell them I've got eyes watching them everywhere and to behave.

TRADITION. Come on, it'll make tomorrow even more better, though I wonder if I'll be able to sleep without the sound of your snoring or your smelly feet? x

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frets_and_ink January 12 2013, 10:05:57 UTC
Well I can see I'm marryin a thinker! As to the flight, I dunno - guessin that its probably people escapin the winter? Last week of school hollies as well isnt it, probably full.

Haha, well I admit Ive heard her say that once or twice. Theyre under threat of a bruisin if they take a wrong step, dont you worry!

I had trouble sleepin without havin all the blankets stolen, icy feet on me calves and a dog in between me and the object of me affection. Funny that!

See you in a bit - dont stand me up!

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batta_le_manine January 17 2013, 08:06:52 UTC
Congratumiserations mate. Dead happy for you, if not a bit fearing for your life.

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/screened/ frets_and_ink January 28 2013, 05:43:49 UTC
Mate, have I got some stories for you, hahaha.

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/screened/ batta_le_manine January 30 2013, 05:57:06 UTC
Oh aye? Give us a sneak peek!

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/screened/ frets_and_ink February 10 2013, 06:14:26 UTC
Been sworn ta secrecy so yer gunna have to cough up a Bikinus in trade sos I got somethin ta hang over yer head :P

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