Well well losers, been a spell, hey? Amazing what a full time job (real) and full time parenting (second job) and a wife (pleasuredome) will do to your free time. Eliminate it completely is what! Been taking pretty well advantage of Morey and Mitz and Gram Auditore (I love calling her that!) and The Moose (plural) offers of baby sitting, though to ( Read more... )

Fuck me, I'm flat out tired. Nothing to be done for it, and to be honest, wouldn't want anything to be, because spending time with our babies is basically the best thing I've ever done and everything else has suddenly... fallen away and not mattered. Been spending more time at home than not with the little ones and my apparently "jewish mum" ( Read more... )

Phew! Haven't been on here much, cause as you've already heard from the calvalry, the bambinos decided to take a bit more after their Uncle Joey than we'd imagined and came much earlier than anyone anticipated. Thanks to the aforementioned Uncle as well, because.. fuck me, sometimes you think you got things all planned out and then your bum oven ( Read more... )

If you know something about someone you shouldn't, do you tell the people involved to save them, even if you look like the bad guy ( Read more... )

OKAY so I know I'm going to get homo cat calls for still banging on about this BUT the levels of weird I am currently being forced to operate with are UNPARALLELED ( Read more... )

Ughhhh I feel like I'm going to actually boke - Rab's weird arsed Northern Irish word of the week - all over the fucking shop right now. His still-suspect-like-you-wouldn't-even-believe bird brought us in a massive bag of sweets this avro when she came by to say hi to Himself. Apparently she works nights at her job? NOT THAT HE CLAIMS TO KNOW SHIT ( Read more... )

Long time, no wang-talk, amirite? Understatement that it's been a bit fucking well hectic in the Den o' Dec over the last few weeks. With Diva being hot as the SUN all over the place at festivals (and seriously slumming it for some feature interviews, I mean, really. IoW I'm looking at you) and house hunting and baby obsessing and pap hating... it' ( Read more... )

What did the leper say to the prostitute ( Read more... )

Been a mad busy one the last few weeks, mateys. Been helping Rabby Roo move house since his lease was up and his landlady decided that she didn't like having the quietest, most polite and dead sexiest tenant she's ever had and went and cranked up the rent on him something ugly. We offered to put him up in the Den o Dec but for whatever reason ( Read more... )

Get involved with baby supplying, she says. It'll be fun, she says. Buy something funny, she says. Max out the credit card, I say. I made Rab come baby shopping for shite with me, because as she is wont to do, my (gorgeous, completely rammable wife) wanted me to get a couple of things that I liked because they frankly already have too much designer ( Read more... )