Swings. Roundabouts. Blowjobs?

[batta_le_manine]

Been a mad busy one the last few weeks, mateys. Been helping Rabby Roo move house since his lease was up and his landlady decided that she didn't like having the quietest, most polite and dead sexiest tenant she's ever had and went and cranked up the rent on him something ugly. We offered to put him up in the Den o Dec but for whatever reason

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[atrum_astrum]

That's really shit about Liz, mate. Hang in.

[batta_le_manine]

Cheers big ears

[deuxsurrealiste]

The paparazzi sound like fuckin wankers, bothering a pregnant bird

Feelin babies kick is weird innit? Kinda like that scene in Alien when the thing is in the bloke's chest and it's all movin around before it bursts out of him

[batta_le_manine]

Truly an understatement of the century, trust. Bloody mongrels, the lot of them.

...I think you and I may have slightly altered perceptions about babies and wombs and such. Big better than a life-sucking parasite in my book! Amazing to feel the two of them duking it out in there

[frets_and_ink]

Papa auditore in the house eh? Cant wait ta meet yer little tackers.

[batta_le_manine]

BIG MAN HERE I AM COME AND GET SOME WHILE YOU CAN.

Fuck, mate, makes two of us