Peakin about seein the Stones tonight. Ya might be hearin some codswallop about me goin suspiciously pop but that aint the case friends, Im rock all the way. Its no crime ta appreciate a good cover eh ( Read more... )

Two things that blew me down today ( Read more... )

Hahaha. Yesterday Schoolies week started in Oz - for those of ya not in the know its when kids from all down the east coast converge on The Gold Coast ta slag it up and get arrested. Dicko sent me this link this mornin, what a bloody laugh ( Read more... )

Ah, do you know what I fancy today (besides the obvious, hehe >:D)? A beer garden, a pint of Carlton Draught and a massive plate sized T Bone with fat chips and White Crow sauce on the side. You cant get White Crow for love nor money in London, its all bloody Heinz Ketchup or HP Brown Shite... reckon a trip down to the Oz Shop might be in order ( Read more... )

So yannow how i was sayin that weddins are a piece of piss? Not so much mates, if the last couple are anything to go by. Holy mary fulla fruit juice, those girls spent FOUR HOURS pickin napkins the other day. Napkins! I dont even wanna do anythin i like for four hours at a stretch, let alone think about somethin you wipe yer mouth on. Bloody lucky ( Read more... )

Date set, posh place picked - not much to this weddin business I must say, dunno why people get their knickers in such a knot? Jan 12th is the big day and dont mind sayin Im happier than a vicar with the church wine about the spot we're tyin the knot in, animals everywhere and more fancy glasses than you can poke a stick at ( Read more... )

Jesus christ, what the hell is it with all the ladies wearin all that slap lately? Its like girls dont like their faces or somethin, which is nuts cos they all have fellas as far as I can tell. Whats the point of goin out with someone when you dont know what they look like???? Lucky I got a natural beauty, hehehe ( Read more... )

Funny how some people are tough enough to smack a girl but too scared ta come out of their bloody house when someone their own size wants to talk to em about it. What a gutless wonder, eh? Me and the boys are pretty set on givin him a talkin to but bloody hell, he's not comin out for love nor money. Can you believe that mongrel called the coppers ( Read more... )

Up early to watch the live stream of the Cats v the Bulldog but to be honest fellas its a bit of a fizzer - at 28 minutes in Cats are up 57 to 28 and no chance of the Dogs catchin em up. Bloody sunny there though and its only spring at the mo... I miss the sunshine already and we only just lost summer ( Read more... )

Cheers folks for yer calls and messages and stuff - sorry for not replyin too much but obviously had a couple of things on the plate, not least of which was givin Seb a bloody talkin to about lettin things get so bloody out of hand. I tell ya, for ages Ive struggled a bit wonderin if by goin on tour with Sash is like spongin off her and shit but ( Read more... )