Another year on, feelin wiser except for the head like a litterbox

[frets_and_ink]

Ah, do you know what I fancy today (besides the obvious, hehe >:D)? A beer garden, a pint of Carlton Draught and a massive plate sized T Bone with fat chips and White Crow sauce on the side. You cant get White Crow for love nor money in London, its all bloody Heinz Ketchup or HP Brown Shite... reckon a trip down to the Oz Shop might be in order

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[bikini_bamalam]

HAPPY LATE BDAY JOJO <3 I have a pres for u, I'll drop it by when u guys r back properly xx

[frets_and_ink]

Aw thanks for the slacks love. Theyre tighter than a fishes arse, hahaha.

[atrum_astrum]

DOUBLE THAT THANK YOU.

[prinklebrick]

Happy late one - even if you are a heathen who doesn't understand the lure of curry chips.

[frets_and_ink]

Reckon ya hafta grow up Pom to understand that one mate, theyre fuckin disgustin.

[batta_le_manine]

Happy birthday again mate. Still haven't figured out why you were so keen on the ponies, but a larger part of me doesn't want to know. Glad we could give ya a good one.

[frets_and_ink]

Mate, I was so pissed I didnt know whether I was Arthur or Martha. Thanks for not tattooing me face or anything like that, hahaha.

[batta_le_manine]

Spoiler Alert: you're always Martha. And not on your face, because your lady terrifies me. I reckon I'll get you drunk enough for that 'All Aboard' tattoo at some point though.

[frets_and_ink]

No chance son and no fair, you said I could be Arthur sometimes.

[atrum_astrum]

Don't sell yourself short, Romeo. You still tried to get a bit of your wicked way when you came bombing in. But after a few sloppy curry flavoured kisses and the smell of your socks you got to cuddle up with the furry friends instead. ;)

I'll thank you not to cast stones at glass houses regarding HP Brown Shite when you insist on having at least 3 jars of Vegemite in the flat at any given time. Even the dog hates that, and he tries to lick the cat's bum. Facts.

[frets_and_ink]

Fark did I? Sorry love. Knowin what curry chips taste like I cant say that I blame ya so much. Soz on the socks too but I didnt have time ta do a whites wash!

Vegemite is gods food, every man worth his salt knows that one.

[atrum_astrum]

Haha it was so hilariously endearing, I loved it. If I understood more than 20% of your Aussie drunk language I'd give you a reenactment. The socks though, not endearing. :P

We may have sucked at cricket, but we English know a bad spread when we spot one.

[sweetaspete]

Happy Birthday, mate!

...now that you mention curry chips, I think I might have to stop by a chippy and get some. I haven't had them in ages!

[frets_and_ink]

Cheers son!

Mate, I dunno whats wrong with you brits, theyre bloody rank!