I lounge corrected

[frets_and_ink]

So yannow how i was sayin that weddins are a piece of piss? Not so much mates, if the last couple are anything to go by. Holy mary fulla fruit juice, those girls spent FOUR HOURS pickin napkins the other day. Napkins! I dont even wanna do anythin i like for four hours at a stretch, let alone think about somethin you wipe yer mouth on. Bloody lucky

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[scratch_gabba]

I was just gonna say its times like this im glad im with a bloke, but then i got distracted by the Kills - there the ones with the fit lead singer how did i miss that Sash was tourin with them till now?!

ps just to clarify

[scratch_gabba]

...the girl lead singer, i dont fancy Brandon Flowers.

Re: ps just to clarify

[batta_le_manine]

lies lies lies

[frets_and_ink]

Mate I got it wrong, its The Killers. You might well fancy the front bloke though, I never saw a bigger poof.

[batta_le_manine]

I hate you for bringing this wedding into our lives. Christ alive. I'm keeping a mental tally - one pint for every conversation I have to sit through about it.

Bet you're crossing it all it's the flowers tour '12

[frets_and_ink]

Lucky ya love me for all the goals I score and all the piss I sink in yer company, eh?

Its the Killers, have you heard em? Music to die by, jesus.

[batta_le_manine]

Mate, gross. I've told you so many times I love you for your killer blowies and that's it. I wish you'd stop looking for feelings that just aren't there.

Mate my wife's a bleeding DJ of course I've heard them. Don't you go running off after that prettyboy frontman of theirs.

[frets_and_ink]

Unlikely, I never met a bigger poof. Apart from you, of course - dont get mad babes.

[atrum_astrum]

The KillERS are who I'm going on tour with? What tour are you going on? :P

Wedding planning is my new drug and I can think of a few things I like doing I'd like to do for four hours at a stretch. I'll explain when you get home. I've got 'teaching aids'.

[frets_and_ink]

Ah I buggered it up, haha! I didnt know em, and I knew there was a band called The Kills and put two and two together and got a big pile of wrong. Oops?? Made it on to the right bus though, didnt I? :)

Ha! Well now ya mention it I dont mind doin that for four hours meself. Or, yannow... days.

[atrum_astrum]

Much to your chagrin at this point. Don't think I don't clock that sourpuss look on your face when they're on stage with your big pile of wrong. Good thing you found the right bus, I wouldn't want you giving them the wrong idea! :P

Haha days? I'll get you a fleshlight. ;)

[frets_and_ink]

A what now?

[sweetaspete]

That's why eloping always seemed brilliant to me. You could just nip off and be married without all the fuss. Though I bet Sasha wouldn't go for that!

[atrum_astrum]

No, she would not.

[frets_and_ink]

Nah mate, dont get me wrong - I cant understand all the hoodoo with the stuff that goes with it but I deffo want a big shindig to celebrate this one ... s'gunna be the biggest day of me life I reckon.