( The girl is rocking the Calvin Klein look )

I've accepted a job offer at NC Interactive. Now the fambly and I have to figure out this big relocation thing. I haven't had to move more than myself and a studio apartment's worth of stuff across state lines before so it'll be an Adventure. During that Adventure you will probably see uncharacteristic profanity in this journal, Gentle Reader. ( Read more... )

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I am a total slave to peer pressure, and I should post this before all the quotable movies get used.

1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

( Abandon every hope, who enter here )

97%ALCOHOLIC

Which is funny, because I really don't drink that much.

So, she's like your dream girl. She's beautiful, she's smart, she's talented, she's nice, and she has a great sense of humor--everything you could possibly want. She's also really popular. Big surprise. She invited you to her birthday party and gave you a really great hug. Ultimately, though, she declined your invitation to go to the prom. ( Read more... )

Last night we had to tell our housekeeper (who had phoned about some scheduling confusion) that we would be slashing the frequency of her services so that we could save some money, and that we might not be able to continue her services for much longer. Any normal person would be justifiably upset. Ours showed up this morning with kind words and ( Read more... )

Well, that didn't go nearly as well as I was expecting ( Read more... )

Super-Duper Fat Tuesday. Various presidential candidates are duking it out in 24 states. I voted. I have the sticker to prove it ( Read more... )

UPS claims that they delivered computer bits to my front door last night at 7:04pm. At 7:04pm apricotica and I were in the living room puttering away quietly so as not to disturb a sleeping toddler. We have a gravel driveway, and UPS drives loud trucks, so a stealthy approach is impossible. UPS lies.