An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. Each orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land-- one, two, three-- in each of the pints ( Read more... )

Two papers due on friday with apa citations required and the mother of all dosage calculations tests and an abreviations test. Yet, no motivation, no concerns. Whatever this is, I should bottle it and sell it.

Tomorrow I get to poke old people at a nursing home in Coupeville. I can't wait, is that wrong of me?????

Dayshift at Whidbey General. Going to have to get up at 4:00 am to get there on time....

I am going to throw my pharmacology book into the nearest bonfire and dance around said fire naked while chanting obscenities in a sing-song voice.

So John went with the older boys to scout camp and the younger two went to auntie Heather's which left me at home with the dogs, the cat and the tons of goldfish. No problem. This morning I came home from work to find Lilah in the front yard and my window screen in my bedroom broken and laying on the ground. Dog in much trouble! One canine ass ( Read more... )

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Nursing program at skagit, I start fall quarter. :)

Let me start off by saying that I once again have cheated death. While I'm not quite sure why that is, I have a long history of doing so and for that I am thankful. A couple of weeks ago I got a zit on the inside edge of my nose. While I am aware of just how glamorous that is, it was the beginning of an unpleasant journey. The second day in, this ( Read more... )