God I hate essays, I remember a time when it was entirely possible to start one more than 20 hours before it was due. those were the days.

I'm poor, bored and need a job. I should have planned. Does anyone have a job they can give me?

After you die...
Heaven

After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.


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Played my part in the candidate selection for the Tories in West Fife By Election. Nice woman named Carrie Ruxton. They are of course going to lose, a fact compounded by there being 3 candidates for selection and 5 voters, of which I was one.

Got a call from my Mother telling me that I caused £400 of damage to her car when I borrowed it over Christmas. Being the careful driver that I am I can't see how it could possibly have been me.

You have a sexual IQ of 152


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Man, this is awful, nothing to do, and my family have all gone on holiday without me. If this continues much longer I may have to study which would be painful ( Read more... )

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I'm so insanely happy currently, I've managed once again to detatch myself from my life, which stopped at the very beginning of this year, but now I'm back on track, happy when I'm supposed to, and laughing at any mishap at all in every day life, no matter who to whom it happens, even myself. I can't actually be made to feel bad, this is awesome! ( Read more... )