(Examining the device carefully, turning it this way and that. Finally he brings it VERY close to his face)
HEEELLOOOO?
(Silence. Suddenly it’s held at arm’s length.)
NOW, NOW, LITTLE ALIENS, THERE’S NO NEED TO BE AFRAID! YOU MAY COME OUT AND SHOW YOURSELVES!
(Silence.)
AH! I KNOW! YOU SIMPLY CAN’T SPEAK DUE TO MY MAGNIFICENCE! OF COURSE! Well then,
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