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[momma_frinkle]

Deer babeh frinkles,

Thiz r ur mother. Has u been bad frinkles? Momma will spanx you!

Gud frinkles gets to suckle at mah maneh teats.

I r a gud momma-frinkle. I luv u unconditionally.

COME TO MY BOSOM.

Love,

Yo momma.

Comments

[babyfrinkle]

Momma? Is that you?!

[dinklecat]

aw the baby inkle got a hat too. *luv*

[babyfrinkle]

It keeps my brainzes warm.

[dinklecat]

you is a smart lil frinkle

[frinklebot]

*suckle*

[momma_frinkle]

Don't forget ur monthly oil change, little bot!

[dinklecat]

hai momma. dinkle gots a new hat ^__^

[momma_frinkle]

Yous look so smart, dinkle.

Momma is so proud! *sniff*

[dinklecat]

dinkle luvs you momma ^_^

[jenihe80]

Wilford Brimley? Is that you???

[werewolf_lib]

Tea: I choked on it.

[momma_frinkle]

Momma does not approve of ur smart mouth.

I's gonna wash it out with soaps!

[freaklecat]

Momma?

[momma_frinkle]

Yesh, mah widdle freaklecat?

[freaklecat]

I loves you momma!