Ooops. If there's one thing a seasoned troll should know, it's how to avoid drama on tha intarwebz. Of course, trolls often seek drama. But knowing how to push those buttons is also knowledge of how not to. Bad Frisby. Although to be fair, it was an accident.

Gargoyle City is a place quite unlike Here. A witch once claimed to have made her house out of gingerbread, but I can assure you she did not. She started that rumour after visiting Gargoyle City, which is the only place where walls are made of cake. Why else do you think she tried to do away with Hansel and Gretel? Contrary to popular legend, ( Read more... )

The Lord Chief Gargoyle is a handsome fellow. Carved from obsidian he is, with fine chiselled features that bear more than a passing resemblance to Him Below. Bored one afternoon, he came down from the cathedral drainpipe where he resides, and wandered into a boardroom full of shampoo merchants. 'How can we increase our sales?' they asked each ( Read more... )