Earlier this week, a night at home...

[fritzling]

It was a cool late September Wednesday evening, and I had just gotten home from the gym. Joe and I were comfortably relaxing on the porch enjoying the conversation we were having during the twilight of the day when our attention got diverted to the sirens coming up the road. This time the siren belonged to a County Sheriff patrol car zooming up the

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[tripartite]

“You can do that… or, you can pick up a stick, beat him in the head, and hold him until we get here.”
My bet is he killed someone in law enforcement. Normally they don't tell you that you can assault someone until they arrive to collect him.

Be careful.

[fritzling]

That was my first thought. But if he was a cop killer then he would be armed and/or dangerous. I got the feeling they were chasing after somebody that had an Obama sticker on their, 'cause that is a felony in Alabama.

Or, they were chasing after Chester the Molester.

[tripartite]

I didn't realize they were that upset about Obama. Guess so.

It could be a molester but he's screwed in prison

[phoenixrose34]

o.O

I knew your house was never boring but .... Daaaammnn!

[fritzling]

:)

[comfy_cozy]

Maybe we can tell them we found him and that his name is Josh and is on the WAY other side of town in a place called Harvest....Rock Creek Subdivision to be exact.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and yeah...today is fuckhead's birthday and I got him a card that says on the front of the car:
"The Answer Is Sex and Money"
And when you open it, it says:
"The Question is: What 2 Things Will You Not Get For Your Birthday"
LMAO! God I'm a bitch. Oh and I found out that Josh's Troll, Cheri, calls me Cunt, so I said "Hope you have a good birthday! Love, Cunt"
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh man I can't wait till he reads it.

[fritzling]

That's too good. :)

[chris21718]

Remember that during the weekend, all of the media outlets have their "second string" in and their websites don't get updates as much or at all. Anything that happens from Friday after lunch until Monday morning might not appear anywhere, unless it makes it to al.com .

[fritzling]

yeah, I know. I'm hoping to get something from my sources first.

[ohmyhead]

And now later...the rrrrrrest of the story.

omg, I just quoted Paul Harvey. 0_o

So wooden windows and glass screens? Do you live on BizarroFarm? :D

And how you slept is beyond me. I would have spent the entire evening up on the roof with that light and a rifle. And some beer. Fun!

[fritzling]

You should see my TV fireplace.

:)

[ohmyhead]

I hope someday to have the TV setup that Arnold had in Total Recall.