When I was little, I didn't JUST have an imaginary friend. He was an imaginary RAISIN. He was life-size and his name was Jerry. Or Benny. Something like that. I thought he was awesome and he lived by the outlet behind the beige recliner in the living room. We used to hang out all the time and he would always get terribly offended when my mom would ( Read more... )

I had a doctor's appointment today. After hours of watching "Spiderman 2" and reading my current favorite book "I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies)", I went down to the outpatient clinic at Holy Cross Hospital to get an ultrasound. No, I'm not pregnant. It was a chest ultrasound. TMI? Well, this is my LJ, so back off ( Read more... )

if you just took a quick glance at the title of the below entry, it looks like I wrote "searching for blow jobs."

that's enough to catch someone's interest.

I have applied to FOUR JOBS. I have been rejected by THREE. ONE I haven't heard from yet. TWO were nice about the whole "We don't have a position for you but thank you for your interest and you sure are talented" rejection. ONE of the THREE rejections was a total bitch about it. Our conversation went like this ( Read more... )

Hello, all. My day was pretty much the usual...except for the fact that I was uber-embarrassed during lunch. You see, now, I know it's gross, but I needed to shave my underarms but had forgotten to. I realized on the way to school this morning that the shirt I was wearing for "All That Jazz" during the raffle assembly was sleevless. Not good ( Read more... )

I have been sitting in this computer chair for hours and right now the becoming-pungent smell of ROLD GOLD cheddar pretzels is permeating through the air. "Saturday Night Live" has been on and I haven't been paying attention ( Read more... )

okay. well, how to start this thing off with a bang? not sure, exactly. well, since I cannot think of anything to say, as nothing interesting is really happening, I'll post something from my freshman AOL journal...here you go, nonexistent readers ( Read more... )