can I just say that bandslash is the only fandom in the world that has boys randomly turning into pencils and cupcakes. Seriously. THE UTTER CRACK!!! XD

If there are other fandoms that have this happening, point me in the direction of the fic, for the love of Hecate, please! because i need more crack like this.

ETA: oh and, um, they get turned ( Read more... )

Okay, so I'm doing a survey for my Sex in Society class. My topic: porn and the access of it. I was wondering if I could have some of you take the survey, so I have a larger base to draw my conclusions from. PLEASE?!?!

OH PLEASE TAKE MY SURVEY?!?! *BEGS*

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Seeing the Light (Yohji/Ken): Ken just scowled at Yohji from where he hung, suspended just a few inches off the floor, leather jacket caught on the forklift. His arms were pulled up over his head, the heavy leather glove that housed his weapon preventing one sleeve from slipping off, and the other seemed to have caught on his watch. He was just far ( Read more... )

I'm a Jack/Daniel whore. It's official. :P

Thruth and Consequences: Loops. Fruit loops. Time loops. Going loopy.
Notes: I love this story more for the opening line than anything else. XD

Alter Ego: "I went with the flow for three days, Jack. I was going with the flow when those airmen bust in and found us naked in a Jacuzzi together this morning ( Read more... )

My iPod just flung itself across my room, towards me. That's at least four feet of flinging, off of my tv stand, which is had been placed securely between tv and clock, and onto the floor. How the fuck did that manage to happen?! O_O

Random HP Recs, because I've been a HP fic-whore these past two days trying to avoid finishing DH in all it's ( Read more... )

I'm not amused by the latest movements made by Livejournal. No, I'm not amused at allHowever....I'm highly amused at the fandom. The Fandom everywhere. Have you noticed that when fandom members get together over a specific thing they find offensive they get, well, dude, crazy and hilarious and kind of legally scary SMART ( Read more... )

I'm officially addicted to rating comms. There is something oddly attractive about having other people judge you and label you with a character or attribute.

First in this addiction came divinities followed by wizardingworld_.

Now it's weiss_rating (come on Weiss fans, let's get crazy!) and sm_rating. Oh, not to mention lotr_rating which hasn't allowed me to post due to too many people posting.

I should be asleep. As I'm tired and my sunburn hurts like a biotch. But instead I made a rec list for Fall Out Boy's Pete/Patrick.

Hey There Delilah (f-locked): “It’s not like you’re the only one,” commented Patrick, finally getting the cap off and taking a swig. “I mean, you live and breathe lyrics and you can’t write any, I’m the lead fucking ( Read more... )

Most of this is Spander. What? Those two are hilarious! It's just natural. Anyway, this isn't anywhere near the ultimate list that I could make if I had days to do it in instead of only 2.5 hours. :P

Slash-Comedy rec List

Contagious: (Spander) "You're a very strange nurse."

A Christmas Happy: (Spander) The kid looked like he was giving the damn ( Read more... )

I'm not Friend's Locking this, becuase this is too good to keep to a select few. I'm not done with it either, I'm just posting what I've got so far. MUWAHAHHAA.

Ron/Draco is Love

Everything Changes: "I don't care," said Draco, picking at one of the loose threads of Ron's too-short, shabby robes. "You need new clothes ( Read more... )