I started a new journal.  I think this one will be friends only.  So if you're my friend, leave me a comment.  You'll be added.

In related news, the name is "_______original" in commemoration of my last post.

Seven _ + "original" = _______original.

I love you.

OKAY!

So what the fuck is with these __names?  It's not like the "Abercrummy12349" names... it's worse.  Because those people know how pathetic the 12349 is, how much it SCREAMS "unoriginal" with those blinking neon lights and one of those over sized "go-team" fingers (also neon) pointing at it.  I mean come_on guys.  I know your screen name must ( Read more... )

Dream started out with a bunch of my college buddies around my house in St. Louis wanting to get wasted.  Well I'd been craving tequila for a while so we went to raid my (non-existant) liquor cabinet.  Inside was tequila, Jack Daniels and a bottle that looked like JD but had a white label and I think was called "Jack Handey?"  Anyway, we get pissed ( Read more... )

My roomate(s) is/are (a) moron(s ( Read more... )

Hahahahaha.. neat.

BLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, FUCKERS.

( Just pull it out, wipe it with a cloth and slide it back in.It's that easy. )

So I was thinking in Chemestry today ( Read more... )

Find the redox reduction solution to this balanced equation:

Shoot + Me <--> INthe(3) + Face

Show all reasoning in your work as well as a clear final solution to get full credit.

*bang bang*
I'm dead.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

So I took part in a protest today...  These anti-abortionists were camped out near the student union and bookstore... I think the bulk of the demonstration had ended, but they were still hanging out.  Anyway, they had signs with dead babies and the like, fliers telling you why God hates people that have abortions and whatever else, I didn't really ( Read more... )