Sweet fucking Elbereth getting leg-humped by GrampaUncle Bilbo

[frodo_junior]

Well, this whole being an adult thing sucks rocks. I can't fucking go anywhere in the fucking Shire, seemingly, without some stupid fucker asking me to reduce the fucking taxes or get more Shirriffs or some other fucking crap. And Wil Whitfoot keeps throwing shoes at me

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Are you bitching again?

[samwise_jr]

You know how I get headaches whenever you whine like this. All you ever think about is you.

And I'm still waiting on my cheese sandwhich.

Yeah, you know me, always bitching

[frodo_junior]

Oh I am so sorry bro...I mean MR. fucking Samwise. I reckon I'd rather die than be the cause of you being in pain.

Fucking priss

Fucking Hell! You wouldn't eat it if I made it for you!

At least you can admit to the problem

[samwise_jr]

You know, if I didn't sense so much sarcasm, I'd be appeased.

fatses

That's beside the point. I'd like the option.

Oh yes, I know right where the problem is

[frodo_junior]

Aren't you just so fucking perceptive?

What did you just say?

Fucking Elbereth! You're lactose intolerant!

[mayorsamgamgee]

I reckon I could kill you both in some indirect manner. :)

No, suppose I wouldn't do that. I'm only a mass murderer of gnomes, not my predecesors' abortions. :)