Second set of parents bite the dust.

And we still haven't gotten to the Zoo.

Gondor is a seriously long walk.

On the upside, I'm out from under her power as long as I'm not in Valinor.

It's even worth putting up with Sammy's sarcasm.

I miss Mommy and Daddy!!!!

Then again, there are some clones people that could be our Daddy and Mommy at the Zoo. Maybe Sammy has the right idea.

Elly? Can We?

I mean, sure, being a WATER maia or a FIRE maia or a CANDY maia or something would be cool, but I'm her maia, which mostly seems to consist of being used to test makeup. SOMEBODY SAVE ME.

You would think once I was made a maia, the endless litany of abuse from my brother's direction would stop. But no! He laughs at me even more now.

*cringes at the banshee howl of his patronlette"

I have to go. She's been turning Mearas into My Little Ponies and wants to play horsie.

Kill me

I hate that meanie Denethor. But if there's free food...

*buys a ticket on the Valinor to Mandos express*

Dear Elly,

Sammy and I are going to Valinor to stay with our parents. I don't know if when we're coming back, so I wanted to send you a letter saying goodbye and stuff ( Read more... )

Well, this whole being an adult thing sucks rocks. I can't fucking go anywhere in the fucking Shire, seemingly, without some stupid fucker asking me to reduce the fucking taxes or get more Shirriffs or some other fucking crap. And Wil Whitfoot keeps throwing shoes at me ( Read more... )

*washing clothes in the Brandywine*

So, since being abandoned once more, Sammy and I have been learning to be on our own.

That is to say, I'm learning to do all the chores and he's learning how to watch me.

*scrub scrub scrub*

Yes, I'm naked. We ran out of clothes!

MomDad! MomDad!!

We wanted to show you how much we love you and do something to make you stay even though you probably won't because you secretly don't love us as much as you say you do...

Ow! Fine, Sammy, you tell him.

*pouts*

Or actually kinda old management, the part of the management that thought she could fulfill her maternal duty by throwing a few crusts ratty graphics at us now and then. Yeah. The one who made the infamous Nekkid Icons. I feel soooo safe ( Read more... )