*shivery whisper*

[frodogamgee]

. . .
There is a plot to nuke the Shire . . . I just know it . . .

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[elanorgamgee]

*quietly*

....You're scaring me, dear.

But then... I was just hearing voices, too, so....

[norolinde]

Um, Elly . . . ?

You do realize I'm not technically one of those voices in your head that tells you to do bad stuff. I'm *real*.

Oh, wait, are you having a moment?

[elanorgamgee]

Yes, I've actually been having a very long "moment" for several days now.

And you?

[norolinde]

Oh, I thought I'd ask, in case you were having a moment.

I guess it's good I did, because I'm not offended by the fact that you classified me as a voice.

Are you asking me if I'm having a moment? Because I don't *think* I am . . . I could be wrong.

Oh Eru

[bowman_cotton]

Do I even want to know what "nuke" means?

NUKES ARE ILLEGAL

[samwisegamgee]

Mmm. That's not very polite. Motherfuckers.

Well, uh, in that case, Mr. Frodo and I'll be locking up and leaving then!!! Simple as that.

Though ignoring such a thing probably wouldn't make much of a difference in the end, either.

[marigoldgamgee]

Uh oh. -_-

[sockpuppets]

We at Sockpuppets deny ALL OF THIS.

And we know everything.