oh my, i'm completely drunk. i want to prance around and frollick. i wish it were sunny outside so i could go play, but it's 3:40am and people are sleeping. i wish some of you lived closer. i could really go for some drunken breakfast right now. doesn't a plate full of scrambled eggs sound perfect? or! biscuits and gravy. saying the word "gravy" ( Read more... )

so, just curious. i think about you guys sometimes and am wondering if you facebook?

• i was complimented 3 times today by total strangers. (two on my hair and one girl that kept staring at me in the line at old navy. finally, she said, "i'm sorry. i don't mean to stare at you, but you're very beautiful and i love watching your facial expressions.") talk about making a persons day ( Read more... )

today, i bought a french vanilla cappuccino. well, that’s what i ordered. what i got was a hot chocolate, though i didn’t realize it until i was already half way to my car.
it made me feel the same as when you decide that you will eat the onion ring at the bottom of your french fry carton.
except, i like hot chocolate and i’m allergic to onions.

me: lets watch a movie. want to watch tombstone?
shannon: eh. not really.
me: do you not like tombstone or you just don't like westerns?
shannon: i really don't care for westerns, oh! i love fivel goes west.

*after watching a tampon commercial. the one where the group of friends is trying to get their female friend who's on her period to get in ( Read more... )

did you feel the air this morning ( Read more... )

our day of silence yesterday was broken while watching fear factor.. yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is officially the apocalypse, people are bonding during shitty "reality" game shows ( Read more... )

shannon and i are having an argument.. well, not exactly an argument, we're just both angry at one another and i have no idea why.. she didn't do anything to make me angry and i don't think i did anything to her either, but we're both giving one another the silent treatment.. because we're immature like that.. 6th grade up in this bitch ( Read more... )

today at 2:14am, for the first time in over a year, i started my period.. actually, it was a small spot of blood in my pajama bottoms and then it was over, but the cramping and bitchiness has set in and may stay for the required 3 to 5 days.. brace yourselves, kids ( Read more... )

i'm in a writing mood today, but i have nothing to say.. and no, i'm not in a rhyming mood, that was just coincidence ( Read more... )