would you like to join me in a brocolli fest next weekend? how much brocolli would you like? AND......what flavor of juice do you like?
hahahaha this girl was asking me if i wanted weed and beer.
hah you can laugh too. its funny

so basically. i love you friends.
you're so rad.
especially ace
freaking a.
my phone just rang. its for you.
god is calling to tell you to be my valentine.
i mean
what
yep basically
--joelitooooooi

so shit goes down right? i fucking hate it. my parents suck ass holes. and have to get a divorce. the drummer in the best band ever, bayside, died. marrissa killed herself. as well as my basketball coach. friends=fuckers. don't ever make friends. gabe and hannah are fighting. meghan is really far away. my sister is really far away. i dont know what ( Read more... )

(my sister is such a fucking bitch)
 1. I got caught with weed. (by Mr. Lowe)
2. I got caught drinking. (by Mr. Lowe)

Mr. Lowe= Dean of students at my school. Obviously, he loves me to death because I didn't get a ticket. All he said was "Benner, you're an athlete. You're a partier. You can't be great at both. So pick one."
 And I am NEVER doing ( Read more... )

I JUST TALKED TO ERIN HORWITH. I'M SO EXCITED I SWEAR ITS BEEN A YEAR. I LOVE THAT GIRL TO FUCKING DEATH ( Read more... )

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