Last night was prom. It was quite boring, except joshee got prom king w00t. I love how a few people jokingly nominating him for something like that can go so far. It basically fucked the concept of a popularity concept up the ass. He also looked pimp as shit, too bad the white hats were all taken :( However, some people on the homecoming court ( Read more... )

Apparently some people though my last post was an attack on someone, anyone. For fuck's sake I'm just begging for an attention erection. Now excuse me but I'm about to prematurely ekeybulate all over my comp ( Read more... )

Well just wanted to tell people how nice I am. I nominate myself for most humble. I also dislike paradoxical sorts of people, especially the ones that actually have done that kind of thing ( Read more... )

Today I played ddr for 4 hours, ground some metal with my awesome metal grinder thing and melted through a grinding stone (which was awesome, except the pat where I cut myself to the bone, gg nub no re :) ) then made a nearly insignificant amount was money. But it was awesome cause seams was there. SEAMS! SEAMO SQUEAMO SKWEAMO! Seams is one of ( Read more... )

I felt like updating.

DDR again. Today I played DDR for 4 hours straight. If you so much as mildly dislike DDR you are a faggot in the worst sense of the word. In addition you obviously sprung from a pile of compost that has seen too much sun. I have no choice but to despise you eternally.

Dear Pob:
Sorry Brian is such a douscher.
He can't help it he was dropped on his head as a child.
This is before he had the helmet of dandruff.
Signed,
Me

P.S. You don't hate me.

P.P.S. Everyone who reads this should email me their credit card number and billing information. K Thx.

I am so depressed by the turn of events that have happened to me (I have no control of my fate and am inherently good and always righteous, everything is someone else's fault) that I cannot think or breathe. OMG the agony surrounds me as am taken down into an ever deepening pit of black despair. The sky will never be clear again, clouds encompass ( Read more... )

Today I did a bunch of stuff and told like 100 people to forcibly insert a metal scoop into their anus, then I went and hung out with my friend then my other friend now I'm here. Everyone sucks the big one hard, the end.

edit: josh is gay

Today I did all kinds of fun stuff. Then I passed hahnemann on a road because he took a wrong turn and lost leading privaleges. Then I went to my best jewish friend's house and learned some stuff. Then I went home. Productive day.