Christmas sucks until you get presents.

I just farted. In the library. Everybody heard it.

I swear to god for every chunk of good news, I get a whole fucking truckload of bad news. I'm going somewhere with comedy, fine. Great. They also raised my rent so high I can't even afford to live there anymore. I've now got to move before January. Alberta health is jerking me around, and I've got an account balance before I've even started. I hate ( Read more... )

So...very...busy.

Jazz Hands!

*Shimmy*

Whoever hasn't seen me on stage yet had better come to the Comic Strip on Monday the 18th of September. It'll be boss. I have a joke about Mexicans now ( Read more... )

Friggin' birth control! I'm all mood swingy! and I'm breaking out EVERYWHERE. At least I won't be having a bunch of retarded babies anytime soon...

If you are from Wetaskiwin, for shame.
Your cars may cost less, but your audience participation is unwarranted. They were actually called out for talking during the show. And not just to the comics, but amongst each other. There are REAL PEOPLE up there, Wetaskiwin, they're not just puppets for your amusement.

Well, so far as I can tell, I've lost my internet privileges. The only place I can go on the interweb is the stupid library. What kind of crazy bacteria is on this keyboard ( Read more... )

I was finally able to get ahold of Tony. He didn't get either of the urgent messages that I left on his cell. I told him of my predicament. He got angry. More angry than I've ever seen him (course I've only ever seen him vaguely pissy). He told me there was no one else that could work my shift. He also told me that if he had to come in from the ( Read more... )