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Happy Birthday friends. You deserve better.

I still owe you presents.

operation go on a date was a success, well at least the set up, the date has yet to happen

Last night was one of the weirdest most surreal nights of my life. Reid Berryman is no longer allowed anywhere near my house.

This is the first time I've had a real crush on a girl for quite a while. Maybe it's a fake crush like the last thousand of them, but a dude can dream and shit.

I just want to watch field of dreams and have myself a good cry.


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you're so money, you don't even know how money you are, look at all of these beautiful babies! You are the most beautiful of all the babies, and don't forget it.

What the hell is the point of being nice to girls? I either get shit on or just outright ditched.

This is a sober post, unfortunately.

I had a girl tell me that I was sexy last night. That was a first.

I know far too many cute girls.