What the hell is wrong with me? How do I manage ending my Thanksgiving in a shitty mood. I hate being in moods like this. I feel like I'm the only sane person in the world some times and it makes me fucking crazy. Now that's one hell of a paradox isn't it.

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I think I'm just going to start training to be a pro wrestler.

we will have these shirts for our first show on Nov. 7th


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I don't think I've ever struck out in baseball. Everything else? Totally.

Alone forever blue.

this is how i feel every day of my life:

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what does a butt look like?

Dear attractive, intelligent, interesting women,

Stop having boyfriends you dummies, how am I supposed to date you if you already have a boyfriend?

Sincerely your friend,

Stein

operation hulkamania get huge dog faced gremlin 2011 starts tomorrow.