no chance for fate, it's unnatural selection

Oct 24, 2010 17:10

[The video is still and voiced over by an unseen woman.]

Please. If any of you take the effort to send the object of your affection flowers, ensure they are not going to provoke the recipient's allergies.

[As if to punctuate her point, the woman sneezes, loudly.]But if you're unable, be sure to know that a few sneezes are a small trade for a ( Read more... )

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Voice; idmakeitaweek October 24 2010, 21:19:09 UTC
I had no idea you had allergies. Should I send over benedryl?

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Voice; fromlegal October 24 2010, 21:28:37 UTC
Oh yes, very severe.

[Look, another sneeze! Isn't that just...too perfect.]

I'm at the office, but it couldn't hurt.

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Re: Voice; idmakeitaweek October 24 2010, 21:59:13 UTC
I'll be by in a few minutes.

Any idea who your secret admirer is?

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Voice; fromlegal October 24 2010, 22:36:42 UTC
Oh, yes.

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[Voice] alexis_castle October 24 2010, 23:38:25 UTC
Someone sent you flowers??? That's so sweet!!!

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[Voice] fromlegal October 25 2010, 03:13:04 UTC
I take it you enjoy receiving flowers?

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Re: [Voice] alexis_castle October 25 2010, 15:31:23 UTC
I've only ever gotten them from my dad on Valentine's Day. He'd get me and my Gran flowers. I love it when he gets them for me.

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[Voice] fromlegal October 26 2010, 22:30:32 UTC
He sounds like a sweet man. I bet he knows your favorites.

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shewashuman October 25 2010, 01:46:39 UTC
Well that's nice. They didn't leave any sort of note?

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fromlegal October 25 2010, 03:14:56 UTC
They likely assumed I would know who sent them. How are you, Miss Tyler? Settling in well enough?

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shewashuman October 26 2010, 23:55:10 UTC
But do you?

I'm doing alright. Still sort of getting used to the place. I'm as well as could be said with all this weridness aside.

What about you? Still keeping busy with work?

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voice; notflynn October 25 2010, 02:28:40 UTC
Well, someone's popular.

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voice; fromlegal October 25 2010, 03:15:20 UTC
Something like that.

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voice; notflynn October 25 2010, 03:42:48 UTC
You get this kind of treatment often?

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voice; fromlegal October 26 2010, 22:31:22 UTC
No.

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[voice] windsorknot October 25 2010, 03:02:55 UTC
You know what they say: it's the thought that counts. I'd throw them away, if I were you.

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[voice] fromlegal October 25 2010, 03:16:09 UTC
Who is 'they' again? I'm not sure I'm willing to follow the guidelines of faceless advisers.

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[voice] windsorknot October 25 2010, 03:25:21 UTC
For common sayings, the 'they' doesn't need to refer to anyone, does it? I'm just saying, there isn't much of a point in keeping flowers around if you're allergic.

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[voice] fromlegal October 26 2010, 22:32:27 UTC
It doesn't. I admit I'm being purposely difficult.

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