The City needs a Stark Expo.

And I need cheerleaders.

Dawn. See what you can do about that.

[Tourists in the City mean Tony is out in front of City Solutions. He's wearing the suit, of course and shooting some targets he's set up. Showing off? Of course. He is Tony Stark]

Yes I will sign autographs and yes you can have your picture taken with Iron Man.

[ooc: It's still fourth wall! Really!]

[The video pans across a table. Parts, bits and pieces of the monkeys from yesterday are scattered all over the table. ]

Efficient if the goal is annoy us to distraction. We could at least have something interesting to annoy us next time.

There was an explosion earlier today, blue light. Some of you may have noticed it. Indirectly I suppose I was to blame but thankfully there was no damage to property. As for damage to people...I haven't heard. If anyone was hurt in the explosion I'll be happy to pay for damages.

[Filtered to the police]My property has been recovered. I suppose you ( Read more... )

Quit drinking so much

Avoid having my things stolen

Design a new model for Stark Industries--automobile division

Complete the personal defense system

Avoid widespread property damage

[Locked to the Police]

I'd like to report a theft. My suit has been stolen and my security systems all bypassed. This should be impossible and yet ( Read more... )

[Someone is rummaging around in a cabinet, his head stuck inside it. There's the tinkling of glass hitting lightly against more glass. The person emerges to reveal Tony Stark.]

I know there was at least three more bottles. Miss Rushman ordered a case....

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JARVIS --ak- su-- ---s Ty-l-- and Miss Ru---an are sa--. Obviously I'm -- th- tra---.

Th---gs aren't g----g so well he--. Stay of- the ---in if yo--e not go--en on.

[Action for those on the train]

[Tony is in compartment Nine pacing back and forth with a glass of Scotch. He keeps poking at the device trying to increase the reception or contact ( Read more... )

[Tony is sitting up in bed. He hasn't got a shirt on and the sheets are pooled at his waist. One wrist is handcuffed to a sleeping blonde. There's a bot delivering a pot of coffee and one of tea.]

Do try not to spill it, Dummy.

[Then he looks to the device]

I've had worse mornings.

[The device opens with this:]

Click to view

[It fades to this live image:]


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