Eighteen Explosions [Video] She was a fast machine...

Oct 16, 2010 15:46

[Tony is sitting up in bed. He hasn't got a shirt on and the sheets are pooled at his waist. One wrist is handcuffed to a sleeping blonde. There's a bot delivering a pot of coffee and one of tea.]

Do try not to spill it, Dummy.

[Then he looks to the device]

I've had worse mornings.

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text; team_sociopath October 16 2010, 21:03:55 UTC
Til she wakes up and punches you.

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Re: text; idmakeitaweek October 16 2010, 21:32:49 UTC
Sorry Tommy, I'm not used to being abused in bed the way you are. Most women are happy to be here.

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text; team_sociopath October 16 2010, 21:56:29 UTC
Ha, ha. Oh my wounded dignity.

That was sarcastic if you couldn't tell. What do you do with the ones that aren't?

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Re: text; idmakeitaweek October 16 2010, 22:33:56 UTC
They don't end up here of course.

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[Action] shewashuman October 16 2010, 21:23:17 UTC
[So Rose is blissfully unaware until she slowly opens her eyes muttering something or other. She appears to be very groggy as she sits up and notices that she's not in her room and not alone.]

...Hello...Tony...?

[She pulls slightly back to notice the cuff against her wrist. and its link and she can't remember...]

...Blimey...Did I...

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Re: [Action] idmakeitaweek October 16 2010, 21:34:33 UTC
Not that I remember and I didn't have enough scotch last night to not remember. Besides, handcuffs aren't really my style.

[He looks over to her.]

Tea or coffee?

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[Action] shewashuman October 17 2010, 12:54:04 UTC
[She quirks an eyebrow at him.]

They aren't?

[That's when she notices the bot with surprise and of course she's impressed.]

Coffee, please. Another hobby of yours?

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Re: [Action] idmakeitaweek October 17 2010, 18:46:28 UTC
Not particularly. I know you'd think otherwise.

[He lets the bot hold the cup and pours the coffee for her.]

Cream or sugar? I have to get some decent help around here. Not that Dummy is decent help but he's a work in progress.

[Truth? Very few people will work for him. Natasha and....Natasha. He pays her very well.]

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fromlegal October 16 2010, 21:26:20 UTC
8.9 for you.

And from what I can see, 8.5 for her. A good match.

Will you be working from home today, then?

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idmakeitaweek October 16 2010, 21:35:24 UTC
Pardon? Can you repeat that.

As far as working from home. Yes. I think so.

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fromlegal October 17 2010, 01:24:52 UTC
[Just staring at you. She didn't fall for it the first time, either.]

Understood.

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idmakeitaweek October 17 2010, 02:01:39 UTC
I imagined you would. Are you planning on going into work as well? If so I think I'll have JARVIS record everything so I can review the days productivity from here.

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