My building is across from a hotel. Apperantly the people in the upper floors of the hotel don't bother shutting their blinds when they change because they don't think people can see them. Our meeting at work today was interupted so we can watch a young lady change from her regular clothes into a bikini and then back again when she returned from ( Read more... )

Remember that question I asked a while back? About how many five year olds you could take it a fight? Now you can find out with scientific accuracy.

I could take 25.

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I thought *this* was pretty funny.

If two children, who are originally from different families, are adopted by the same parent(s), would it be weird for them to date?

Similarly, is it weird for step children to date?

Which is weirder?

*DISCLAIMER: I do not have a step sister / adopted sibling who I want to “get with”.*

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Images from photobucket don't display at work, so I'm going to be operating under the assumption that you can all see the image below.


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The trip to Toronto was excellent. It's always hard to say leave Marisa, Alex and Evan, but it was easier this time knowing I will get to see Marisa and Alex again this weekend. However I will still miss their cats Zaphod and Bonkers who are both as cute as hell (assuming hell is very cute ( Read more... )

woman: Stand there while I pee on you.
group: Ha ha ha ha!

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I wish I was kidding.

Pet peeve 18:

When someone loudly whistles random notes which don't sound like any song that exists.

Pet peeve 19:

When a yo-yo string gets wound too tight so when you throw it down hard to make it sleep it shoots back up and takes out your fingertips.

Now with a pattern and the colour blue.