Thigs not to do:

"Reply all" to an office wide E-mail with, "I wish I knew about this sooner. I make a bad-ass chilli."

Write that down. It's very important you remember that.

Have you seen this new contraption they have at the dentist’s office? The ionic gum-rapper I think it was called. Are far as I can tell it’s a small, vibrating, curved blade, not unlike a scythe, that the hygienists drags back and forth across your gums until to confess to being a terrorist ( Read more... )

So as we all know there are a shit load of people on the earth. Like, over 200. More then the earth can handle ( Read more... )

At breakfast with Dustin this morning we saw a customer walk up to the counter where the chef was preparing the food and heard him say ( Read more... )

It seems as though someone from around these parts has sticky fingers. Yesterday, when I was getting ready to leave work I realized that my iPod was missing. This sucks for a multitude of reasons, not the least of which being it was my fucking iPod ( Read more... )

The Universe so incredible confusing that it prevents me from doing drugs. I just know the second I were to get high I would start thinking about space, enter a coma, and then never wake up.

This article is an absolutely incredible read and has me back on the fruitless train of thought of trying to begin to conceive of the origin on the universe ( Read more... )

It’s fairly early in the morning at my place of employment and, as a pleasant surprise, I actually have some work to do today. Now it’s been a while since I’ve been in this situation, so I’m unsure what the appropriate course of action is. Thinking back to my training, I decide that it’s probably safest if I get it done ( Read more... )

Hullo,

I maded this picture and thought I would share it with you, and by you and I mean the Internet and by the Internet I mean the five people who stumble across this page monthly. Yes, I did steal Zoe's idea. Sorry Zoe.


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I had writen a longer one, but forgot it at work so didn't get a chance to post it on Valentine's day and it seems silly to post it now. So intead I wrote a shorter one that will have to tide you over for 366 days until I have an excuse to post the other one.

Your love for me is like a child's
You intrest only lasts a while
My love for you is like ( Read more... )

There's a store in my building called "Catjam". It's going out of business. I'm not surprised.