today i'm getting paid $6.25 an hour to sit backstage and do nothing for a dance show. and i get wireless internet backstage. the problem: it's some sort of junior high/high school vaguely christian modern dance/ballet show ( Read more... )

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i got even with my mother for all the evil things she's said and done in the last few years.
i showed her how to play snood.
i feel good.

rachel and i are leaving st. louis at noon.
eta: 6pm.

andrea: dude! i just put on a shirt and a pair of your underwear fell out!
andrea: fuck, this is the first sign of codependant doom
me: aaaaa!

my residents are beginning to arrive. i'm sitting at my desk listening to ani and trying to avoid the pissed-off father moving his daughter's life down the hall. i assumed that replacement keys would work. oops.

welcome to the freakshow
here we go
-ani