WAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!

myIM: what's this all about chocolate on your face!
myIM: aw that ain't chocolate it's doo doo baby

myIM: wasup
someIM: had a cute penis
someIM: OH SHIT! Wrong IM!
myIM: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

the country is cool and all.......BUT COUNTRY MUSIC IS SOOOOOOOOOO GHEY! lol. and it's so easy to make, if you listen to the lyrics of any "top country hit", it's like the simplest thing ever. Let me make a country song right now ( Read more... )

Tribadism! lol.

what are other words for this, because I know what it means now and I already knew what it was.......but common, pornstars don't freakin go around saying a complex sounding word like this, so what are other words for it (I know ed_words will contribute lol).

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So I just got paid for all the work I did for my uncle (240 dollars), plus I got paid for all this yard work I did for my aunt (50 dollars (it shoulda been 60 but....she never likes to pay me...oh well)). Well anyways I got my brother a Bass guitar, a tuner, a bag, a cord, and a strap. Talk about gettin pimped. But anyways, there's some drama cause ( Read more... )

I got suspended for 2 days for missing a Saturday school, so my Uncle is letting me work for him. We have to get up early, and it's not that hard but I'm getting 10 bucks an hour! My job is hanging up dry wall and mudding it afterwards, contractor work (building houses and such). YAY ^____ ( Read more... )

It's like a quiz bowl for people taking Japanese class. We did really good but not good enough I suppose ^___^. Oh well, I don't really care because 4th year is all that matters. If you when in the 4th division (for me it's next year), they give your group tickets to Japan. i'm not all freakin otaku or "oh my gosh, japanese is the greatest, i want ( Read more... )

I guess I'm considered a "office regular" since I'm in there all the damn time. I've had office aids see my brother and say, "your brother Darius is always in the office, why is he always in trouble.....". Well it's not my damn fault Prior isn't as easy to hustle. When Liter was in there and even Fornell, I could just talk my way out of it. But ( Read more... )

GI = good idea ( Read more... )