Comments | frostopia: starbucks complaint: 001

frostopia

starbucks complaint: 001

Apr 09, 2005 21:24

there's this thing that a lot of starbucks customers like to do. they walk in, look at the menu above, and tend to squint and make these weird distorted faces as they decide what they want. this usually occurs with their mouths wide open like they're waiting for someone to shove a dick inside or something. on top of this, they usually like to take ( Read more... )

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chuckpredator April 10 2005, 08:55:49 UTC

I'll try not to do that while Iam buying drinks froms starbucks or anywhere else. Though how do you know they want a penis in their mouth?

frostopia April 10 2005, 09:02:40 UTC

oh, i know.. believe me, i know.

krazedmunkie62 April 10 2005, 09:37:03 UTC

I'm a good customer! I choose ahead of time! :-D

haha

frostopia April 10 2005, 19:04:11 UTC

you're awesome. there should be more customers like you!

buckwilder April 21 2005, 04:36:40 UTC

I don't go to starbucks, but if I did I have a feeling I'd be one of those customers because they have made the things you order so damn complicated. What the fuck is a double mocha frappacino anyway? The whole coffee shop thing totally loses me... I like that shit you can buy at a regular store in the cooler, that's my starbucks.