This is just too funny for words...

[frozencatnip]

Or possibly insane would be a better word.

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[cad27]

Embryonic BNF! I am to being your minion plz.

[frozencatnip]

And just what are your qualifications for minion-ship, might I ask? Because y'know, now that I've been elevated on the basis of one poorly written fic, I have STANDARDS!!!

[cad27]

Well, I am both shiny and verbose! I promise hours of service trolling the journals of your enemies, and vehemently defending you in 29308291 paragraph essays about how people are merely jealous of your glory.

I will also look funny at people who offend ye!

[frozencatnip]

Woot! You're hired - I've always wanted someone to troll in my behalf and look funny at those who offend me!