I feel so angry! I am so going to kick nifty_pickle out of the house. She keeps on stealing my condoms!

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i can't get the fat dutch boy to load on my computer. sucks.

bored, not dressed, and about to be late for school.

i really want to see garden state and the notebook.

(one) describe me in three words

(two) describe our relationship in three words

(three) what do you like most about me?
-----personality
-----looks

(four) what do you like least about me?
-----personality
-----looks

(five) what do you think i like most about you?

today i realized how surprising people can be sometimes.

and i decided i like it.

so this summer i will be doing this

and this

and (!) this

and will somehow find time to do (hopefully not) this

and something along the lines of this

I will soon be directing an exciting new movie called al-Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Terror.

Open-call auditions will be held Friday in Najaf for the roles of Osama, Saddam, and Sandra Day O'Connor. 
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REDWOOD CITY, California (CNN) -- A California judge Wednesday sentenced Scott Peterson to die by lethal injection for killing his pregnant wife and her fetus, calling the deaths "cruel, uncaring, heartless and callous."  San Mateo Superior Court Judge Alfred Delucchi noted that Peterson's unborn child never had a chance to draw a breath.

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i got home tonight and mrs. judy was here. i talked with her and my parents for a few minutes, and as she was leaving she said, "thanks for the tickets. i won't be singing the songs because it's mel brooks, but we'll have a great time ( Read more... )